My basement got no business lookin’ like this.
i searched for ‘fabulous is my middle name’ and i bet you can’t guess which picture spoke to me on a spiritual level
these are my favorite pictures of russell crowe omg
the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY
would you say you think about it periodically
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
[sends carrier pigeon written in cursive] WHATS UR DICK LIKE HOMIE WHAT R U INTO
But now that it’s up here, I can use it to alter all the records
Anyway she ran downstairs and told my grandma that James was dead. So my grandma came upstairs like breaking her heart, really really upset. And then she saw me standing at the top of the stairs with a big shit-eating grin on my face and took her high-heeled shoe off and threw it at me! Yeah, so I was in deep shit for quite a while after that.
I don’t trust a guy who won’t kiss me after I’ve had his dick in my mouth.
If he can’t bring himself to locking lips...
I was just on my way home.
And then suddenly there was a van for: ‘J.W. Plumbing’
And then there was a lorry. For ‘Moran Logisitics’.
Just went to see The Stag omg it was SOOO good! The fandom is gonna explode when it comes out. It’s so refreshing to see Andrew in a comedy role,...
UGH IT WAS PERFECT
his body is unreal, like its really nicely defined and toned but still beautiful, if that doesn’t sound too creepy, and his bum...